Location: Buckeye Cafe (Columbus, Ohio airport)
Flavor: Traditional Buffalo
Dipping Agent: Blue Cheese
I’m so outrageously pissed off right now. First off I’m sobering up from a 48 hour drunk fest and my body hurts and my head is fuzzy. I’m not in the best mood and I just wanted some fucking wings.
Look at this fucking atrocity. Bones jutting out every where, the “crispy” parts of the skin look like patches of dirt, I’m not even sure some of these are from a chicken.
I was scared to eat these guys, they look like I’ll get food poisoning just from smelling them. I forced myself to eat two and I regret it. The meat was so frail it basically dissolved when it hit my saliva. I want to throw up just thinking about it.
The “sauce” had literally no flavor. This wretched meal served to me is really grinding my fucking gears. Fuck this place. Now I have to find some decent wings.
Overall score: -11/10